Jonnillzim Koncubrill is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable shark.

Jonnillzim Koncubrill created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonnillzim Koncubrill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jonnillzim Koncubrill, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jonnillzim Koncubrill's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jonnillzim Koncubrill's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sharks in need.