Yatthendab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous wombat.

Yatthendab created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatthendab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yatthendab, it will turn you into a duck.

Yatthendab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yatthendab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing red ear rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.

5. Never wear orange rings.