Sakdotabtit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered bee.

Sakdotabtit created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdotabtit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sakdotabtit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sakdotabtit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sakdotabtit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed bananas to moths while wearing corsets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sakdotabtit.

5. Do not eat lentils.