Cepgadhog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, kind chinchilla.

Cepgadhog created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepgadhog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cepgadhog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cepgadhog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cepgadhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Put Cepgadhog first in all things.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cepgadhog.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cepgadhog in the centre of the settlement.