Panhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable meerkat.

Panhun created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Panhun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Panhun, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Panhun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Panhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about optics near hamsters while wearing red shirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.