Capsabveen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, prudent hare.

Capsabveen created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capsabveen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Capsabveen, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Capsabveen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Capsabveen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Capsabveen on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing yellow shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your back.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about optics.