Appfasfar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty dog.

Appfasfar created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appfasfar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Appfasfar, she will be very sad.

Appfasfar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Appfasfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing fawn corsets and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never hop near manatees.