Jadvildam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing butterfly.

Jadvildam created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jadvildam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jadvildam, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jadvildam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jadvildam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must pray to Jadvildam four times a day.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.