Kanlegcud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, benevolent jaguar.

Kanlegcud created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanlegcud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kanlegcud, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Kanlegcud's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kanlegcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Kanlegcud loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.