Waparfdad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind deer.

Waparfdad created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Waparfdad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Waparfdad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Waparfdad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Waparfdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing pink skirts.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.