Pombunpod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful lizard.

Pombunpod created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombunpod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pombunpod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pombunpod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pombunpod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Pombunpod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.