Armkanyak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome centaur.

Armkanyak created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armkanyak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Armkanyak, it will turn you into a rat.

Armkanyak's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Armkanyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never skip near mites.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Armkanyak.

5. Never mention monkeys.