Gidwotgar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, generous snake.

Gidwotgar created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Gidwotgar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gidwotgar, he will think nothing of it.

Gidwotgar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gidwotgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never talk about spacetime near ducks while wearing gray coats and balancing three silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Do not take Gidwotgar's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidwotgar.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.