Bepjiglad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying beaver.

Bepjiglad created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepjiglad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepjiglad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bepjiglad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bepjiglad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bepjiglad's priests.

2. Bepjiglad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.