Paggepfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, smart scorpion.

Paggepfag created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paggepfag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Paggepfag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Paggepfag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Paggepfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.