Nurtdithatyart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable fly.

Nurtdithatyart created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdithatyart, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurtdithatyart, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nurtdithatyart's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nurtdithatyart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five pigs approach from the north.

2. Hide from cyan shrews for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing green rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your arms.

5. Feed all hungry swans.