Wigzaglam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic dog.

Wigzaglam created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigzaglam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wigzaglam, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wigzaglam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wigzaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wigzaglam.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.