Fob is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest dove.

Fob created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fob, he will think nothing of it.

Fob's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.