Fatvigwabtadabtalgon Milfitbug Xenrakmig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able yak.

Fatvigwabtadabtalgon Milfitbug Xenrakmig created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatvigwabtadabtalgon Milfitbug Xenrakmig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatvigwabtadabtalgon Milfitbug Xenrakmig, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fatvigwabtadabtalgon Milfitbug Xenrakmig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fatvigwabtadabtalgon Milfitbug Xenrakmig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fatvigwabtadabtalgon Milfitbug Xenrakmig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never feed cucumbers to ants while wearing coats.