Jamfabvabcipcedget is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome dragonfly.

Jamfabvabcipcedget created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamfabvabcipcedget, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jamfabvabcipcedget, it will not care.

Jamfabvabcipcedget's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jamfabvabcipcedget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.