Pagluncar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish centaur.

Pagluncar created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagluncar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pagluncar, he will come to you in dreams.

Pagluncar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pagluncar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not make images of living things.