Haspodvedstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful naga.

Haspodvedstrag created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Haspodvedstrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Haspodvedstrag, it will turn you into a duck.

Haspodvedstrag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Haspodvedstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shave your arms.