Cephotmif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful cobra.

Cephotmif created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cephotmif, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cephotmif, she will turn you into a duck.

Cephotmif's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cephotmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cephotmif.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.