Omingetbad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful warg.

Omingetbad created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Omingetbad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Omingetbad, he will make you grow a tail.

Omingetbad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Omingetbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Feed all hungry snails.