Cinhasnurtsit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, kind owl.

Cinhasnurtsit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinhasnurtsit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cinhasnurtsit, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cinhasnurtsit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cinhasnurtsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. You must pray to Cinhasnurtsit four times a day.