Quimmidgov is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing cat.

Quimmidgov created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimmidgov, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quimmidgov, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quimmidgov's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quimmidgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quimmidgov's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Quimmidgov in the centre of the settlement.