Vanbafyak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident guinea pig.

Vanbafyak created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanbafyak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vanbafyak, she will turn you into a dog.

Vanbafyak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vanbafyak's Holy Commandments

1. Vanbafyak loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.