Latyikjon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent dragonfly.

Latyikjon created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latyikjon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latyikjon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Latyikjon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Latyikjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Latyikjon.

3. Never feed lentils to whales while wearing white shorts.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never leap in the presence of nematodes.