Dapbapmat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent capybara.

Dapbapmat created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dapbapmat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dapbapmat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dapbapmat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dapbapmat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always obey Dapbapmat's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.