Venvonbat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced wren.

Venvonbat created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venvonbat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Venvonbat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Venvonbat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Venvonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never leap in the presence of capybaras.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never pour water over plants.