Appdidjonwonvoldobcat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-assured eagle.

Appdidjonwonvoldobcat created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Appdidjonwonvoldobcat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Appdidjonwonvoldobcat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Appdidjonwonvoldobcat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Appdidjonwonvoldobcat's Holy Commandments

1. Appdidjonwonvoldobcat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Appdidjonwonvoldobcat on top of important buildings.