Tenhubfabhan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful porpoise.

Tenhubfabhan created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhubfabhan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tenhubfabhan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tenhubfabhan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tenhubfabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help nematodes in need.