Libcidgun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic goblin.

Libcidgun created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Libcidgun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Libcidgun, it will cry a lot.

Libcidgun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Libcidgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing pink shoes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide from yellow mites for they are unholy.

5. Never hop in holy places.