Narquartrot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous bee.

Narquartrot created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narquartrot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narquartrot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Narquartrot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Narquartrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.