Honbellnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm newt.

Honbellnurl created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Honbellnurl, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Honbellnurl, it will not care at all.

Honbellnurl's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Honbellnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Honbellnurl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.