Lamgatgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless fox.

Lamgatgig created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lamgatgig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lamgatgig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lamgatgig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lamgatgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Lamgatgig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamgatgig.

5. Always stare at clouds.