Wipvagdim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless grasshopper.

Wipvagdim created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Wipvagdim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipvagdim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wipvagdim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wipvagdim's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always obey Wipvagdim's priests.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.