Taflarnpom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unsympathetic wombat.

Taflarnpom created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taflarnpom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Taflarnpom, he will make you grow a tail.

Taflarnpom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Taflarnpom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.