Catquamstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental aardvark.

Catquamstig created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catquamstig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catquamstig, he will strike you with lightening.

Catquamstig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Catquamstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. You must love Catquamstig.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Catquamstig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.