Cidfebtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able manatee.

Cidfebtaf created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Cidfebtaf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cidfebtaf, she will cry a lot.

Cidfebtaf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cidfebtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.