Litsomdot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, stupid lion.

Litsomdot created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litsomdot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Litsomdot, she will curse you with boils.

Litsomdot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Litsomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to porpoises while wearing hats.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Litsomdot loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about dark energy near otters while wearing purple kilts and balancing four carbon spheres on your feet.