Rignegyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, stupid squid.

Rignegyam created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Rignegyam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rignegyam, he will curse you with boils.

Rignegyam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rignegyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rignegyam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.