Dudbabnig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced dolphin.

Dudbabnig created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudbabnig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dudbabnig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dudbabnig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dudbabnig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.