Tunpagyak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome bee.

Tunpagyak created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunpagyak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunpagyak, it will turn you into a rat.

Tunpagyak's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tunpagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Run away if nine manatees approach from the east.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not eat pineapples.