Tanhunmum is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating wasp.

Tanhunmum created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanhunmum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tanhunmum, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tanhunmum's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tanhunmum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing white shirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Worship no other gods but Tanhunmum.

5. Learn five new languages a year.