Arnquillfet is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust butterfly.

Arnquillfet created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Arnquillfet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnquillfet, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Arnquillfet's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Arnquillfet's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about optics near nematodes while wearing magenta coats and balancing five silver spheres on your back.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Arnquillfet must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.