Vogcutbass is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust goat.

Vogcutbass created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogcutbass, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogcutbass, he will turn you into a snail.

Vogcutbass' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vogcutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed cucumbers to grasshopers while wearing cyan corsets.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.