Dosscimcam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless horse.

Dosscimcam created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosscimcam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dosscimcam, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dosscimcam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dosscimcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing fawn scarves and balancing four silver spheres on your head.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about dark energy near eagles while wearing gray coats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.