Rulljonbid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical rhinoceros.

Rulljonbid created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulljonbid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rulljonbid, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rulljonbid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rulljonbid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulljonbid.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Rulljonbid on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.