Sadmigzig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful shark.

Sadmigzig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadmigzig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sadmigzig, she will come to you in dreams.

Sadmigzig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sadmigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing blue coats.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never eat bark.